Author Archives: Emily

Confessions XI

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Click here to read Confessions part I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, and X.

Confession #1 – Have you heard of the “Yo Gabba Gabba!” kids’ show?  A classmate with young children played this video for us as part of her diet education presentation.  I’ve watched it several times on my own since then.

Confession #2 –  I cry at least twice during every episode of “Private Practice.”  Like bawling, sobbing, ugly cry.  I also turn on the waterworks for “Grey’s” and “Once Upon a Time.”

Confession #3 – I try to text the husband a picture of the dog every day.

Confession #4 –  Otherwise I send embarrassing texts.  What’s worse is that this isn’t even true; no one loves anyone like Webster loves Adam.

Confession #5 – Buffalo Blue Bean Burgers, Buffalo Chicken Baked Pasta, Buffalo Chicken Cupcakes…… I don’t like chicken wings!

What tv shows make you ugly cry?

Window Shopping Wednesday

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I am not much of a shopper, much to my mother’s chagrin. The woman can spend days at the mall, while I start to feel itchy after just a few hours. It’s not that I’m not materialistic, I totally am, it’s just that the thought of adding more stuff to my life makes it hard to breathe. But I like the idea of things. So I’m an avid window shopper. I browse catalogs I’ll never buy from and hold my breathe when I pass the window at J.Crew. So while I’m stuck at school on Wednesdays, I thought we could have some fun via blog. Let’s window shop!

Here’s what I’m loving this week –

1.  100% Organic Honey Bath and Shower Cream from Perlier.

I realize my weekly honey longings might seem repetitive but they all just sound so dang delicious.  Creamy bath gels make a quick shower feel luxurious.

2.  Essie Nail Polish in Navigate Her.

I’m loving this cucumber/honeydew shade.  I posted a peachy polish from Essie last week and I think this with that would make my nails look fly.  Are people still saying fly?

3.  Black Truffle Salt from The Meadow.

This stuff is pricy but I’m sure it’d be worth it.  Truffle shines wherever you put it.  When I’m a rich doctor’s wife I plan on having a whole cupboard of fancy salts.  After truffle will be lavender and then pink Himalayan.

4.  Abstract Dandelion Letterpress Coasters from Paisly Dog Press.

I love how these are funky and fun but would still work for having your grandma over for a glass of iced tea.

5.  Mummolan Marjat Paper Napkin from Marimekko.

I need these.  The berries have a great pop art look and any plate you set beside them would pop.  Sometimes when I pack my lunch for school I use a paper napkin instead of a paper towel (or my jeans!) and I feel so flipping fancy.

Wet Hot American Breakfast

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Warrant might have sung about cherry pie but my breakfast was as American as apple.

I topped a Plain 0% Siggi’s with cinnamon apple and 1/4 cup of 18 Rabbits Gracious Granola.

The apple I chopped and microwaved with 2 tsp agave syrup, 1 tsp water, and 1/2 tsp cinnamon.

I want to say that this was like a big bowl of apple pie a la mode, but I hate apple pie and I loved this so I’m not sure what to call it!

We are in the classroom all this week (we were supposed to be in the hospital so this sucks) and it should be an easy day.  I’ll “see” you around noon for WSW and then later with homemade soup for dinner.

What is your favorite kind of fruit pie?

Off Plan

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Adam was on call last night and sleeping by myself did not go as well as planned.  To start, the dog and I stayed up until 1 am painting my nails and watching “Drive Me Crazy.”  And it didn’t seem like I was sleeping poorly but when the alarm went off this morning I wanted to punch it in the face.  I knew by the first snooze that I needed to update my workout and breakfast plans.

Instead of a run, I did 10 minutes of strength and stretch moves.  Not gonna lie though, I don’t think I could have done more than 10 minutes even if I’d had the time!

Instead of a yogurt bowl at home I took breakfast to-go.  A Naked Green Machine that Adam brought me home from the hospital.

And an Apple Turnover Larabar Uber.

The bar was tasty though a bit stickier than I’d like.  The flavor wasn’t really apple, instead it was chock-full of raisins.

Lunch was simple but good.

Roasted broccoli,

topped with Makhani sauce.

With Junior Mints (Canada style!) for dessert.

When I got home from class I snacked on mango slices.

Yuuuuuum!  We almost never buy mango (and Adam has to cut it for me when we do!) but it is the perfect blend of tart and tangy.

Plus bread with olive oil.

And a small slice of pizza.

It was less than a dollar but it wasn’t very good and I shouldn’t have eaten it no matter how hungry I was.

I had homemade soup planned for dinner but then the husband ate a bunch of food and came home stuffed.  I moved the soup to tomorrow and instead I got a $6 fish taco for dinner.

This was more enjoyable than the soup would have been anyhow!

Did you follow your meal plan for dinner this evening?

S’mores Mug Cake

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Are you starting to look for an afternoon snack?  Because this mug cake takes less than three minutes from start to finish.

This dessert isn’t super gooey so it won’t win “Best S’more” any time soon, but it is quick, easy, and sweet – aka a damn fine mug cake.  I use verbs like “cream” and “fold” in the instructions but go ahead and use a spoon as your utensil for all of the steps.

Feel free to play around with mini marshmallows or cinnamon graham crackers to suit your fancy.

S’mores Mug Cake, serves 1

  • 1.5 Tbsp butter
  • 2 Tbsp granulated sugar
  • 1 large egg white
  • 1/4 tsp vanilla extract
  • 3 level Tbsp all-purpose flour
  • 1/8 tsp baking powder
  • 1.5 Tbsp mini chocolate chips
  • 1.5 Tbsp Jet Puffed Mallow Bits
  • 1 sheet honey graham cracker, crumbled
  1. Place butter in the bottom of a deep coffee mug.  Microwave 10 seconds until soft.
  2. Cream together butter and sugar.  Whisk in the egg white and vanilla extract.
  3. Stir in flour and baking powder. Then fold in 1 Tbsp each chocolate chips and mallow bits.
  4. Top with graham cracker crumbles and remaining chocolate chips and mallow bits.
  5. Microwave 50 – 75 seconds until fully cooked.  The time will depend on the strength of your microwave; cook for 40 seconds and then continue to microwave for 10 second increments, checking for desired doneness.

 

What A Weekend!

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The title exclamation is supposed to be aggregated, not excited.  What a weekend, indeed.  Nothing major went down (I always try to remember that in the big picture we are so, so blessed) but there was lots of stress.  First the dog got sick and then my car battery died.  And worst of all, Adam spilled my entire large fountain diet soda with ice.

Now the dog seems to be feeling better and $120-later my car is feeling better too.  Phew!  Plus I found out that I passed my ServSafe exam with a 98%, i.e. only 1 question missed out of 80.

I didn’t have it together enough this morning for breakfast – instead I took a much-needed shower! – but I did pack snacks that I nibbled throughout the school day.  An Apple Strawberry GoGo Squeez packet.

A mini box of raisins.

2 servings of Cheez-It Bigs.

And a packet of Artisana Raw Pecan Butter.

I ate the pecan butter on the cheez-its but it was sort of watery so the combination was only okay.  The homemade pecan butter I used in my Gluten-free Cowboy Oaties had a lot more flavor.

The day continued to look up when we got out of school early and I came home and ate something delicious.

The recipe will be posted by tomorrow, pinky swear.

I also ate a small piece of bread with honey.

Then I went out for a wog.  (<– I stole that from A Healthy Slice of Life and it is my new favorite slang!) 9 sets of 2 minutes running / 3 minutes walking for 45 minutes and 4 miles.

Next I spent some time in the kitchen.  Here’s dinner.

I put 1 lb of chicken breasts in the crock pot this morning (8 hours on low) and this evening we shredded the cooked chicken and tossed it with a mix of Makhani sauce and Stubbs BBQ Sauce.

The liquid I put in the crock pot with the chicken was the reserved juices from our roasted whole chicken and I like to feel like it added a little somethin’-somethin’.

My meat was served on a pile of warm cole slaw.

I put cole slaw veggies, apple cider vinegar, and a bit of sugar in my wok and cooked until softened.  Then I tossed in some Miracle Whip and raisins.  The end result was a little too tangy from the vinegar but not terrible.

My final kitchen effort was chicken stock.

Homemade Chicken Stock, yields 3 quarts

  • bones from 1 roasted chicken, stripped mostly clean
  • 2 sprigs rosemary
  • 1 cup chopped carrot (or baby carrots)
  • 3 cloves garlic
  • 3 quarts cold water
  1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees Farenheit.  Roast bones 45 minutes.
  2. Place roasted bones, rosemary, carrot, and garlic in a large stock pot and cover with cold water.
  3. Place pot over high heat and bring to a boil.  Reduce to a simmer and cook for 3 hours.

A few notes – Roasting the bones really helps to bring out their flavor.  Please be sure to cool your stock safely if not using right away.  You have two hours to bring it down to 70* and an additional 4 hours to get it down to 41* before you put it in the fridge.  Transfer the stock into smaller containers and place the containers in an ice bath, stirring regularly.  ServSafe at work, baby!

Have you ever made your own stock?

Gluten-Free Cowboy Oaties for Camille

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Does anyone remember my gluten rant?  While I hate that gluten-free is “trendy,” I deeply sympathize with anyone who has to follow a GF diet for medical reasons.  People like my cousin Camille – one of the smartest, funniest, people I know, who took her new diet completely in stride.  Her sister is awesome as well so clearly my aunt and uncle are doing something right, but that’s beside the point.

Camille occasionally reads the blog and knows that I like to bake.  Awhile back she texted me a request for a GF update to Cowboy Cookies.  I don’t think I’ve actually ever eaten a Cowboy Cookie but I did some Googling and gave it my best shot.  I’m positive that the texture is different but the taste components of Cowboy Cookies are all there – chocolate, coconut, pecan, and oats.

Gluten-free Cowboy Oaties, yields 12 dozen

  • 2 cups pecans
  • 1/4 tsp salt
  • 2 tsp extra virgin olive oil
  • 1/2 cup granulated sugar
  • 1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
  • 2 large eggs, lightly beaten
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 3/4 cup gluten-free oats
  • 1/2 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • 1/4 cup shredded unsweetened coconut
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees Farenheit.  Prepare a cookie sheet with baking spray.
  2. Spread pecans in a single layer on prepared cookie sheet.  Spritz with a bit of baking spray and sprinkle with salt.
  3. Toast pecans, about 10 minutes in the oven, watching them carefully so they don’t burn.  Remove from oven and allow toasted pecans to cool completely before moving on to the next step.
  4. Place cooled, toasted pecans into food processor along with olive oil.  Process until smooth, 1 – 2 minutes.  You are looking for a consistency similar to natural peanut butter.
  5. Place pecan butter, sugars, eggs, and vanilla in a large bowl and use a hand-mixer to mix until well-combined.
  6. Use a spatula to fold oats, chocolate chips, and coconut into batter.
  7. Line two cookie sheets with parchment paper or Silpat mats.  Roll batter into heaping teaspoons and place in evenly spaced rows on prepared cookie sheets.
  8. Bake 15 minutes at 350 degrees Farenheit, until firm.

If you do not have a food processor you could probably substitute 1 cup of store-bought pecan butter for the pecans but I make no guarantees that this substitution will work.  If you are following a gluten-free diet for medical reasons please make sure that the ingredients you purchase are appropriate for your diet.

Rested Recap

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Hey there!  It’s been a busy few days so I’m having to do a multi-day recap post here.  Thankfully I don’t have too too much to say.  It’s been fun though.

Thursday I did breakfast to go.

The last of a jar of crunchy pb (~ 1-2 Tbsp) filled with a 0% strawberry Greek yogurt, 1/4 cup of raw oats, and 1/4 cup of Silk Vanilla Almond Milk.

Lunch was roasted broccoli with peanut sauce.

This combo was delicious, even cold.

And some gummi cola bottles.

The amount shown there is about 1/2 of what I brought back from Canada; I should have bought more!

When I got home Adam and a nice surprise for me –

The hospital he’s doing his current rotation at has a great cafeteria that sells our favorite pizza in Buffalo (legit!).

And then I fell asleep at 5pm.  I was feeling super tired throughout the day and the minute I sat down on the couch I was done for.  I slept from 5 – 10, got up to get ready for bed, and went back to sleep!

Don’t worry, I more than made up for any missed dinner calories on Friday.  The amount of junk I ate was so disgusting that it ended up being almost impressive!  Everything was delicious (duh!) but I think my body would appreciate a few more veggies.

It was National Donut Day and I had to partake.

That donut was rich I couldn’t even finish it.  I’m just not a donut girl, my consumption for the year is officially over 🙂

But sweet coffee?  Dont’ mind if I do.

I got a large Black Cocoa iced coffee with skim milk.  Adam got this (Men in Black!) special the other day and I was so good I had to have one of my own.  The lady who served us told me they were only making them through this week so taste one while you can.

Lunch was fresh-cut pineapple,

and a Cherry Cobbler Larabar Uber.

It was good but not as tasty as Bananas Foster.  Again, lots of big nuts and almost no date flavor.  And the cherries were tart and sweet.  Somehow it didn’t have quite enough flavor though.

School went really well on Friday.  I am ServSafe certified, woot!

Some friends and I celebrated after class.  Bloody Mary at Pano’s.

x2.  And then I was drunk.

I also took them to check out Nickel City Cheese and Mercantile.  In addition to having great stock the owners are fantastic.  My friends bought an aged cheddar and a gouda each and the man behind the counter had us do lots of swoon-worthy tasting.  I also brought home a treat for Adam.

He brought a treat for me too!

I happily ate that slice but then I had to tell him to stop bringing me pizza so I don’t get fat…ter.

Then we tried my treats.  A blue cheese and dark chocolate and goat cheese honey milk truffle!

We took one bite of each but I think I was a bigger fan than Adam.  They were a little strange but sooooo good.  The creaminess of goat cheese makes a perfect truffle center.

We had a gift certificate to use so we went on a dinner date to Romeo and Juliet’s Cafe.

I started with bread; one slice with garlic and a second with butter.

And for my meal I ordered the Baked Eggplant Parmigiana.

Oh. My. God.  I left the pasta to the side (who eats pasta when there are layers of eggplant and cheese available?!), shared a few cherished bites with Adam, and then demolished the rest.

We took dessert to go.

That ball was a peanut butter mousse with chocolate ganache.  Ridiculous.

I wanted to post last night but unfortunately I passed out then as well.  The dog has been shedding a lot more recently (this is our first June with him) and I may be the tiniest bit allergic to him.

So now it’s Saturday.  I’ve eaten a bowl of Maple Brown Sugar Mini Wheats with Silk Vanilla Almond Milk,

and I’m ready to conquer the day.  Conquer may mean errands or may mean tv, we shall see.