Click here to read Confessions part I, II, III, IV, V, VI, and VII.

Confession #1 – When I was at Wegmans the other day, two different employees commented on my “accent.”  Aka my retainer induced lisp!

Confession #2 – It’s possible that I’ve accidentally trained Webster to respond to commands as Shit-Head.

Confession #3 – Food just tastes better when it’s cute.

Confession #4 – I rarely wear pants when I’m at home.

Confession #5 – For homework last week we had to make a list of foods we couldn’t live without.

Note the top of the list –

Anything you want to confess to this week?