Yes, You Want Cake

This post is for Katie. And for everyone – not to worry, I did eat food-food today, I just wanted to get this posted asap so y’all could enter the giveaway.

What do you get when you combine these things?

Cake!

Seriously.

My mother-in-law made this one Thanksgiving and it blew my mind. There’s also a ton of varieties on the internet, going as Crockpot Cake or Dump Cake. You can pair any combo of cake mix and pie filling that suits your fancy, so the possibilities are practically endless. And you basically just dump everything in your crock pot and go.

I had a very hard time picking a flavor combo – carrot cake mix + pineapple filling? devil’s food cake mix + cherry filling? spice cake mix + apple filling? – but in the end I decided to use Duncan Hines Classic Yellow Cake Mix and Comstock Premium Strawberry Pie Filling.

I brought my cake into class today (I actually I made it during class in the back of the room!) and everyone loved it. The 18 of us finished every last bite!

Crock Pot Cake

  • 1 box Duncan Hines Classic Yellow Cake Mix
  • 21 oz can Comstock Premium Strawberry pie filling
  • 8 Tbsp butter, chopped
  1. Spray the inside of your crock pot with baking spray.
  2. Pour pie filling into the bottom of the crock pot.
  3. Combine butter and cake mix and sprinkle on top of pie filling.
  4. Cook, 2 hours on the low setting.

Giveaway

I received my cake mix and pie filling for free as part of the Foodbuzz Tastemaker’s Program and they want me to share with you guys too.

Three readers will receive two coupons for a free box of Duncan Hines cake mix. To enter to win –

  • leave a comment on this post telling me what your favorite kind of cake is
  • post a link to this giveaway on Twitter, and leave a comment on this post letting me know that you’ve done so
  • post a link to this giveaway on Facebook, and leave a comment on this post letting me know that you’ve done so

You can do any or all of the above to enter. Contest ends Wednesday, November 23rd at 2pm EST.

Delirious Dinner

I’m going to go ahead and apologize in advance for the plethora of typos that will most likely pepper this post.  Between my 4+ hour sleep deficit and wracking my brain all day for answers to two major tests, I’m a bit off my game.  And the husband was on a 24-hour shift last night and he’s wrecked as well.  Our joint delirium made for an interesting afternoon.

But first, lunch.

Despite appearances, that’s not a yogurt.

It’s also not a 6oz container but a big guy, stocked with last night’s roasted dinner leftovers.

These were still good cold, but I had to shovel them in at 10am which felt a little odd.

I want to think my tests went well, but honestly I’m not sure I even remember.  Thanksgiving break is going to be all about catching up on sleep.

When I finished my make-up exam at 3, I picked up the husband so we could do a quick grocery restock.  My gnawing hunger led me to the gingerbread men.

Such a good idea.  Adam ate his buttons, and thought this was so funny he made me snap a picture.

I told you we’re tired.

Except that tired is the understatement of the century.  Between bad luck, Adam’s distraction, and my complete and utter confusion at life, we went to three different grocery stores and somehow ended up with nothing more than a bag of pears to show for it.  Frick.

Some complaining, more confusion, and lots of aimless driving later, and we managed to end up at a Chinese buffet for dinner.

We were totally drawn in by the bubble tea.

Adam and I split this Taro one.

The food wasn’t necessarily good, but it certainly wasn’t bad either.  Not healthy at all and a miserable lack of vegetables, but overall we had a nice dinner.

Green beans, baked salmon, 2 stuffed mushrooms, and a crab rangoon.

Sushi, chicken with broccoli, and some cheesy crab salad that blew my freaking mind.  It was so rich I couldn’t even eat all of what’s shown but I was seriously in heaven.

Tiramisu, pineapple, glazed banana, pudding, coconut gelatin.

I had lost steam by dessert and shared .25 – .5 of this with Adam, but I did devour the coconut jell-o.

I love buffets because getting to try little bits of lots of things makes my soul happy.  If I could find a buffet with actual healthy options I think my heart would explode with joy.

And sleep in 3, 2, 1 …

How do you feel about buffets?  What dish do you always look for on the line?

Are You Having A Good Life?

I got something like 4 hours of sleep last night.  I’m not ready for either of today’s two exams.  I’m tired and cranky, x 10.

But yesterday evening I spotted an e-mail in my inbox from Fage and Foodbuzz about winning a trip to Greece by posting about the Greek tradition of “Good Living.”  They defined good living as having a positive, healthy life and I’m inclined to agree. 

So last night I set myself up at the mantle.

I’m healthier, happier, and less likely to fall asleep if I study while standing rather than sitting.

And this morning I took the time to make a healthy, tasty breakfast.

Though I did make sure it could be eaten quickly, and with one hand!  Today won’t be fun or easy, but at least it is off to a good start.  I think that pursuing a good life means making an effort to be healthy and positive, and that the little steps you take towards this goal are the ones that really matter.

Pumpkin Pie Smoothie, serves 1

  • 1 cup canned pumpkin puree
  • 1 cup Fage 0% Greek Yogurt
  • 1 cup skim milk
  • 1 Tbsp maple syrup
  • 1 tsp pumpkin pie spice
  • 1/2 tsp dried cinnamon
  1. Blenderize.
  2. Sip.
  3. Swoon.

“As part of the Foodbuzz Featured Publisher program, I have been entered for the chance to win a trip to Greece courtesy of FAGE. You too can enter to win one of three trips to Greece by entering the FAGE Plain Extraordinary Greek Getaway here: http://www.fageusa.com/community/fage-greek-getaway“

P.S.  Earn my love; who sings the song with the lyric from the title?

Hello Again

I swear, with my hand on a stack of Buffy DVDs, I really do have a blog!  It’s been a few crazy days, but I did miss y’all like crazy.  I’m not going to recap, but I will mention a few things – Adam and I are about ready to serve the dog on a bun ~ we’re all ready for a vacation ~ I have two tests tomorrow because I didn’t even make it to school on Friday to take my exam.

Starting again this morning…

I had a group meeting to finish up a project so I headed to school this morning.  We worked for a couple of hours and we are feeling ready good about the assignment, which isn’t even due for another couple of weeks!

Since it was after 1 before I could even think about food, I headed to The Spot for a quick bite while I studied.

Pizza bagels are crazy simple, just a toasted bagel with marinara sauce and cheese on top, but also crazy good.

I ate 3/4 of this, and gave the last bit to my friend when she picked me up.

Then we moved the party to Starbucks so we could take advantage of the 2-for-1 holiday drinks special.

I got a grande, non-fat, eggnog latte. Score!

Mid-studying this afternoon I snacked on a D’anjou pear.

I also took a break to make an easy, fall-feeling dinner.

  1. On foiled, sprayed baking sheets, top chopped tofu and butternut squash with apple cider vinegar, salt, and brown sugar.
  2. Bake for 40 minutes at 350*, then 20 minutes at 400*.
  3. In a large pan, cook shredded cabbage in apple cider.
  4. Combine.

Dinner was so tasty, the squash got almost caramelized.  I liked the undertones of apple spread throughout.  I took a small portion and now Adam and I both have great leftovers for tomorrow’s lunch.

I know I didn’t eat all that much food today, but trust me, Adam and I more than covered it the past few days!!

Have you gotten a holiday drink from Starbucks yet?  Which one’s your favorite?

No Sleep Makes Strange Cravings

Hello, hello. It’s been a long time (48+ hours!) since I’ve posted and it’s felt even longer. It’s been a crazy couple of days. My meals since I last blogged have been anything but impressive, but it kind of made me want to post all the more since I’m trying to put it all out there. I will add the disclaimer though that this is a *do not as I do* post 😉

I didn’t tell y’all last time, for obvious security reasons, but Monday was Adam’s 1st 24-hour shift at the hospital. It went very well, but I’m still glad that he’ll get to sleep at home most nights this year! I was tired, he was tired, the dog was tired.

<– That’s the scene I walked in on Tuesday afternoon. Swoon.

I had a ton of schoolwork to catch up on and was worried about sleeping without Adam so I pulled a bit of a 24-hour shift myself and only slept 2 hours on Tuesday night. <– this was a terrible idea, but more on that in a minute. I studied mostly standing at the mantle, which was lovely, and had a civilized midnight snack of tea with skim milk and dark chocolates.

Since I packed lunch before my all-nighter, Tuesday’s meals got off to a good start. I mixed together a Stonyfield 0% Chocolate Underground Yogurt with pumpkin puree and the end result was pretty amazing.

I also packed some citrus.

I ended up eating just the tangerine and giving away the orange.

And I bought a coffee – with tons of skim milk and a sprinkle of cinnamon – during a break in class.

Brunch was tasty, but not very filling, so when I came home to my sleeping family I stole a slice of Adam’s Newman’s Own White Pizza.

I also ate this fruit packet.

Wednesday (today) involved a major test and a major paper, so working on practically zero sleep Adam and I knew to grab hot bar for dinner Tuesday night.

An Indian dish and some tofu,

veggies,

which included some “Asian” Brussels sprouts that we so wildly good I almost drove back to Wegman’s to buy more!

I also snacked on a bowl of pretzels and coffee & cream malted milk balls.

And then the evening took a turn South. It’s possible I had a full-scale meltdown and confirmed that I’m now too old to pull all-nighters. Writing my paper involved such dramatic sobbing that I had to reprint a copy of my article because I got it wet with tears. Pathetic, I know.

When I did wrap things up, around 2am, we both celebrated with bowls of Lucky Charms.

Thanks for the cereal, husband, and for loving me in spite of me!

Tuesday I was too tired to be tired (if that makes sense) but today I felt every single missed hour of sleep. Meet breakfast –

And lunch –

Why, yes, classmate wondering why I’m photographing two bags of combos at 10am, I do write a healthy living blog.

But my paper was turned in and my test was at least passed, so today wasn’t a total fail. All I wanted to do at 4:30 when class finished was go home and sleep, but instead I headed to work. Tonight was my final shift which was actually sort of sad. I suppose I won’t miss random strangers calling me an asshole and hanging up, but the whole getting paid thing was nice.

When I got out at 9, I picked up Adam so we could fulfill the strangest food craving I’ll ever have – a McDonald’s Fillet-O-Fish Sandwich.

I hate McDonald’s. I’ve never even tasted this sandwich before. But for some reason I was smelling it all afternoon and it was driving me crazy.

This wasn’t even good (I was right, McDonald’s is gross) but at least I can move forward now.

P.S. I still have to shower (it’s after midnight) and tomorrow I have to *start* studying for Friday’s giant test so if you think tonight’s post was whiney and/or incoherent you probably should wait to read again until this weekend!

Have you ever craved a food that you’ve never tasted before?

Biscoff Hot Chocolate

This is another thing made during last week’s blog hiatus that I just couldn’t bear not to share with you guys.  The idea’s been floating around my head for months, and I’ve had to tweak a few not quite right batches, but I think I finally hit upon the perfect recipe.

Biscoff Hot Chocolate, serves 2

  • 2 cups skim milk
  • 1 Tbsp unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 5 Tbsp Biscoff spread  (you may want to give this 30 seconds in the microwave to make it a little easier to work with)
  1. In a small saucepan over medium-high heat, bring milk to a simmer.
  2. Whisk cocoa powder into simmering milk.  When cocoa has been fully incorporated, whisk in Biscoff spread.
  3. Continue to cook for 1-2 minutes, stirring occasionally and raising or reducing the heat as needed to keep the liquid at a simmer.
  4. Pour into two mugs and serve immediately.

This hot chocolate is only a little bit sweet, but it has great notes of Biscoff in every sip.  It is also gloriously thick!  I had to save Adam’s serving for later and I discovered that if you put this in the fridge for 30 minutes it basically turns to Chocolate Biscoff Pudding!

Which is your favorite – Nutella, Biscoff Spread, or something wonderful I haven’t even heard of yet?

He’s Back!

No, not me (I’m a she if you didn’t know!), my computer!

He’s back from the place that drained my wallet Best Buy’s Geek Squad and feeling better than ever.  I’m glad to have a working computer again, though I did learn a few things in his absence –

  1. If it’s not Google-_________, WordPress, Slate, Hotmail, or another of the select few, I’m not opening it on my laptop.  That’s what fancy cell phones and school accounts are for.
  2. I need want to spend more time away from the computer.

How much of your free time would you say you spend staring at a screen (tv, computer, or cell phone)?

I spent 7:30 am – 9:30 pm out of the house and my eats today were decidedly pathetic.  Cheese, and carbs, and hey I did the best I could on the run!

Breakfast, consumed during a break in class #1, was a leftover serving of mac ‘n cheese.

And lunch, consumed during the break between class #2 and 3, was a Cookie Dough Balance Bar.

And after all my raving over how this bar is my favorite thing ever, I’m pretty sure they’ve changed the recipe!  This was overly chemical and just not good.  What gives?!?  I don’t even know how I’m going to break the news to Adam.

In between lunch and dinner, insert a group meeting, an hour spent writing my personal reflection on the Chili Sale, a trip to the mall in torrential downpour to pick up my computer, and three-hour shift at work.

Unsurprisingly, dinner came from the frozen section.

A Newman’s Own White Pizza, purchased with a free coupon from the Foodbuzz Tastemaker’s Program.

I ate my single serving on a too-big plate so that we could reuse the plate for Adam’s big serving and save a dish.

Soooo good.  The portion didn’t feel very big but it was less about being unsatisfied and more about really wanting to keep eating the delicious flav-a.  If I’m not going deep dish, I want my crust to be crispy and this definitely delivered.  The cheese had a great sour, tang to it that I couldn’t get enough of and the red sauce wasn’t missed at all.

For my side I tried to recreate Saturday’s salad.

Romaine base topped with crumbled blue cheese, chopped Gala apple, groats, and Wegman’s Yogurt Casaer Dressing.

It was very good, but I realized too late that dressing with honey and vinegar probably would have taken it over the top.

Dessert was two coffee malt cookies.

I’m going to be up half the night chipping away at schoolwork and it’s likely I will continue to do some snacking.  I’ll update in the morning as need be.  Good night!

Coffee Malt Cookies

Recently, Oh! Nuts contacted me and offered to send a few items my way (full disclosure – this was a free sample).  “Pick some things for your holiday baking,” they said.  And at first I was stuck.  But then these caught my eye.

Inspiration struck!  And this –

led to these –

Coffee Malt Cookies!  And now I have a new favorite cookie.

They are thin and crispy, but still nicely chewy, and the coffee and malt give them a deep, toasty flavor.  But the best part of all wasn’t even intentional – the crunched malt balls turn into caramel.

They are every bit as good as you’d imagine with a cup of cold milk.

Coffee Malt Cookies, yields ~ 40 cookies

  • 1 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/4 cup malted milk powder
  • 2 Tbsp instant coffee
  • 1 Tbsp warm milk
  • 1/2 cup butter, softened
  • 1/3 cup granulated sugar
  • 1/3 cup plus 2 Tbsp packed brown sugar
  • 1 large egg
  • 1 cup roughly chopped coffee & cream malted milk balls*
  1. Preheat your oven to 375 degrees Farenheit.  Prepare baking sheets with parchment paper.
  2. Place milk and instant coffee in a small bowl and whisk until combined.  Set aside to cool.
  3. Combine flour, baking soda, salt, and malted milk powder in a medium bowl.
  4. In a large bowl, cream butter and sugars.  Beat in coffee and the egg.
  5. Gradually beat dry mixture into wet.  Stir in chopped malt balls.
  6. Place dough in fridge for 30 minutes to cool.  The dough will be very sticky, even after it has cooled down.
  7. Drop dough by rounded teaspoons onto prepared baking sheets.  These cookies spread quite a bit so be sure to stagger the cookies and give them room to grow.
  8. Bake 10-12 minutes, until browned and firm to the touch.

*Coffee & cream malted milk balls are available here.