It’s a good thing I decided not to blog after dinner yesterday because we ended up staying out for drinks! It was a late, fun night.
We started our evening with dinner at Las Culebrinas, Adam’s favorite Cuban place on the planet. They have rolls with the best garlic butter.
We also ordered some appetizers to share.
Fried plantain with shrimp in red sauce and mozzarella sticks.
For dinner I got Mahi Mahi crusted in corn flakes and topped with a honey mustard sauce.
It was a little too fried for me but the sauce was so good.
And it came with a side salad with great dressing.
We did lots of sharing (though no one went near Adam’s beef because he was moaning so loudly – and whispering sweet nothings to his chocolate flan – and we were all a little afraid). I ended up eating the equivalent of 3/4 of my plate.
Afterwards we walked around Coconut Grove for some more people watching. And somehow ended up at Uncle Moe’s for drinks. Like the Cow Tipper.
Here’s a shot with my hand for size comparison.
My mom and I split this one, obviously. It was tasty, but not as strong as it sounds.
Which is good, because I was feeling good this morning. I decided to skip the hotel breakfast, which was lackluster yesterday, and get in a quick gym trip instead. 15 minutes on the treadmill for a bit over a mile.
I ate my stolen pear for breakfast.
Along with a NuGo Dark bar packed from home.
And we stopped by our old favorite Thai place for a bubble tea smoothie.
Strawberry coconut smoothie with bobba.
So freaking good!
Plus a few peppermints for freshness.
Amid the day’s exploration we also spent some time at the mall. I know shopping seems like a strange vacation activity, but my parents live on an island so it’s more exploratory for them than the beach. My dad shared a pretzel with me while we were there.
I ate about x2 what’s pictured. We were practically frozen so I also bought an earl grey with steamed skim milk.
A few stops later, and we were at my favorite place on the planet.
Where I made the biggest cup of froyo I’ve ever eaten.
Everything chocolate and caramel, smothered in marshmallow.
Heaven. Pure heaven.
And the evening only got better. The plan was to go to Joe’s Stone Crab, but a 2-hour wait scared us away. The disappointment was very serendipitous, because we ended up having a best ever dinner at Joe’s less formal take-away spot next door. You ordered your food at a counter and brought it to the booth yourself and it ended up being just perfect.
To start, Adam and I split a seafood bisque.
It was creamy and tangy with big chunks of fish.
Then the four of us split an order of stone crab.
Stone crab is like the best crab you’ve ever had, on steroids. It is meaty, yet tender and buttery.
I got most of two claws, dipped in butter and mustard.
I drank a spicy bloody Mary with my food but I was too excited about the crab to remember to photograph before a few sips in.
For the rest of the meal, my mom and I split two sandwiches.
The shrimp po boy and the lobster Reuben.
The po boy was good, though I mostly ate the shrimp out of the bun, dipped in remoulade.
The Reuben was out of this world. Everything that’s good about a Reuben but with the added amazingness of lobster.
Everyone kept laughing at me for chewing with my eyes closed but I just couldn’t help it. The big pieces of meat were absolutely perfect.
I thought I couldn’t be happier, but then Adam bought me this t-Rex juice container.
Best trip souvenir ever.
My favorite activity in any city is bike riding, and for the hour after dinner that’s just what we did.
It was so much fun, though our times in the sand basically left my thighs burning! Then we spent another hour walking down the club strip on South Beach for the ultimate people watching. It was the best vacation day ever. The best.



































I love your long side-braid! It makes me miss my long hair. I also love hat striped shirt you are wearing. Perfect vacation, wear! Glad you had a good one!
Thank you, thank you!
This is one of your best posts ever! The food looks amazing. Love your souvenir