Confessions IX, Teaching Edition

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Confession # 1 –

My professor told this joke the other day:

“What do you call a person who talks when no one is listening?

A teacher.”

I laughed so hard I choked.

Confession # 2 – In spite of not being in front of a classroom for 3 years now, I still have my “teacher voice.”  The other day I was explaining some material to a group of friends and a classmate sitting nearby remarked that she could tell just from my mini-lesson that I used to be a teacher.

Confession # 3 – Sometimes I’m really sad that I’m not a teacher any more.  But then I remember that every nightmare (like sweaty, shaky, wake up and thank God it was just a dream nightmares) I’ve ever had has been about teaching.

Confession # 4 – When I’m in group assignments I have a pesky habit of assigning my group members tasks.

Confession # 5 –  Sometimes I look at the other students on campus and think “I am not your peer.”  And then I remember that considering my age and background I should be their teacher. This makes it especially hard not to shush them in the library.

2 thoughts on “Confessions IX, Teaching Edition

    • First, Thank you so much!! Second, I actually didn’t give up all meat, I just don’t eat mammals, but that sounds so snotty that I don’t really like to say it 🙂 I don’t have an issue with other people eating mammals (and in fact, while I think that a semi-vegetarian lifestyle would be better for everyone and everything on Earth, I think many people wouldn’t be healthy without some meat in their diet), I just choose not to personally. Partially because it makes me feel morally uncomfortable and partially because I just never really enjoyed beef or pork all that much. I switched to eating only fish and fowl the summer before I started 8th grade and have stuck with it since then, minus a few restaurant slip-ups.

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