If you’re wondering why I haven’t been blogging this weekend, it’s because I’m afraid I’ll be electrocuted as soon as I hit the keyboard.

Last night I came to bed after Adam in the dark. I bashed my way into the door-jam and mangled my knee. At least now I have an excuse for not going to the gym this week.

This morning I was hobbling around putting away clean dishes. I dropped a ceramic tea cup on my foot and spent 30 swollen, black and blue minutes thinking I had a broken toe.

This afternoon we got Webster all riled up with a game of fetch. He came over for kisses and head-butted me in the face. Hello, black eye.

Hope everyone one else is having a safe weekend!